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Name's Jack. You probably already know me.
You name something, and it exists, I can get it for you from here to the Caribbean. If it doesn't exist, I can point you to the guy to try fixing that.
You want a small loan to start you off? I'll charge you a percentile, but I can do that too. I ain't a bank, though.
You want it fast and guaranteed? Call me.
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